Lost your pants?
I don’t know why, but there always seems to be a bunch of clothes outside the fire escape exit for the building I work in. It’s quicker than taking the lift, so I walk down the stairs, and outside the door, in the alleyway, there are some clothes…with plenty of undies (for you Brits I mean pants!).
Does someone keep losing their stuff? Has some local thief got the worst luck at picking the bag to snatch? Is it some vagrant’s wardrobe? It’s perplexing.
And I bet you’re wondering if I considered, even for a split second, if they would fit me. Despite the abundant selection I think I would have been disappointed. It’s a pity too, since for a while now there’s been a fetching pair of those Pat Rafter type grundies.
Anyway…
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